Akpors Wedding..-joke

During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests, and proceeded as follows: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2.Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. I’m so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or part of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8.Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9.Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation to my co- tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you all One word for Akpos...

Sweet Dreams? Highliners Sleep in Hammocks Suspended Over the Italian Alps

Participants at the International Highline Meeting at Monte Piana (Photos: EPA)

Some people can literally fall asleep anywhere. Including in a hammock suspended thousands of feet in the air.

We can’t get over the pictures from the International Highline Meeting held on September 8. The event took place in the northern Italian alps at Monte Piana, near Misurina, and gathered extreme slackline enthusiasts

Scots spurn independence, vote to stay in the United Kingdom

EDINBURGH (Reuters) – Scotland has chosen to stay in the United Kingdom, spurning independence in a historic referendum that had worried allies and investors, results showed on Friday with more than two thirds of the vote declared.

Yemen rivals sign peace agreement

A UN-brokered peace deal between Houthi rebels and Yemen’s government has been signed while the Houthis have taken control of government buildings and a state radio and TV station in the capital, Sanaa.

Al Jazeera’s Mohamed Vall, reporting from Sanaa, said Sunday’s deal called for the current government to rule in a caretaker role until a new administration is formed next month

NPA To Enforce Minimum Safety Standards For Trucks

The Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA) says it will commence the enforcement of safety standards for trucks operating in the nation’s ports by Oct. 2, 2014.

The Apapa Port Manager, Mr Anas Nasir, told the News

WWE Night of Champions 2014 results

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Emir Sanusi Won’t Support Boko Haram, Says Oba Of Lagos

Posted by: daniel on September 22, 2014

The Oba of Lagos, Oba Rilwan Akiolu, has called on aggrieved royal families in Kano State to join hands with the Emir of Kano, Alhaji Mohammed Sanusi II, to end insurgency and restore peace in the North.

The monarch made the call in Lagos when the Emir of Kano paid a courtesy visit to his palace. The visit was Sanusi II’s first official visit to Lagos since he assumed the

Jumia Nigeria Hosts Facebook Fans to celebrate reaching 1 Million #Thanksamillion

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World leaders to gather at U.N. in shadow of Islamic State, Ebola crises

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) – World leaders gather in New York this week to tackle a host of crises: the violence Islamic State militants are wreaking in Iraq and Syria, the exponential spread

Abducted Chibok Girls Now Suicide Bombers?

A theory that has been making rounds over the past few days have been backed up by a Vanguard source that the over 200 girls seized from Government Secondary School, Chibok, in Borno State, who are yet to be rescued from the pangs of their abductors might have become suicide bombers. This theory came following the increasing incidence of female suicide bombers in the country in recent times. “It may shock you to know that some of the girls being used for suicide bombings in parts of the North are among those taken from Chibok in April this year,” the source said. The source spoke about the possibility that the girls had been indoctrinated by the terrorists in the last three months of their captivity, hypnotised and sent into various parts of Nigeria and beyond with a view to carrying out deadly missions. More so, everyone would agree that the number of days the girls have spent with the dreaded Islamist sect group is enough to have been brainwashed. The source, who has contacts with the Boko Haram leadership, pointed out that it may be difficult to change radical orientation of the girls, who may now see their malevolent disposition as an act of righteousness. The source said further: “it is rather unfortunate that government wasted precious time in rescuing the girls either through negotiation with Boko Haram or other means possible. “It was clear from the outset that the girls would not come out the same, after being kept with their unwanted hosts for a long time.” Although the Federal Government last Wednesday assured that the Chibok girls were not among the female bombers, its spokesman did not provide any evidence to prove his claim. At a media briefing in Abuja, Coordinator of the National Information Centre, Mr. Mike Omeri, tried to ward off the suggestion that the 219 school girls currently in the captivity of Boko Haram insurgents could have turned suicide bombers. A human rights activist, Shehu Sani who had taken part in failed bids to broker a truce between the Federal Government and Boko Haram leadership had shortly after the abduction of the schoolgirls raised the alarm that the girls could be brainwashed if not urgently freed. “But the danger of keeping these girls, without either using negotiation or force to free them is that, everyday these girls are being brainwashed by the insurgents,” he told Vanguard in May. “If we are not careful, the Chibok girls that would come out of captivity would not be the same girls that went into captivity. They would be indoctrinated, they would be hypnotised and brainwashed to the point that they would be transformed into insurgents themselves. And of what use would they be? “These are very young girls in their teens with very open and vulnerable minds but open to dangerous ideas. You can see how a man would abduct a girl whose parents don’t like him and, by the time the girl comes back she is ready to fight her parents. “So, the danger is that as the clocks ticks, it is ticking for us, for the girls and for our reputation and integrity as a country.”

6 days after downing passenger jet, rebels shoot down 2 Ukrainian military planes

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Scuffles break out as police and heavily-armed soldiers block protesters from marching towards Bangkok's Victory Monument.

12:05pm UK, Saturday 24 May 2014

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Police and armed soldiers have been involved in a tense stand-off with protesters marching against the military coup in Thailand.

A group of around 200 demonstrators defied limits on public gatherings imposed since the army took control and refused to obey instructions not to march thr

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Video: 'One girl was shot dead, I ran for my life'

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Santa Barbara County Sheriff Bill Brown says police are reviewing written and video evidence suggesting the Isla Vista shootings were planned.

Video: 'This atrocity was a premeditated mass murder'

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Seven people have been killed and seven injured after a gunman drove through a college town spraying bullets from his car.

The Girl Davido Was Kissing Finally Revealed

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The Omo Baba Olowo 1 of Naija music — Davido has

shown that he likes the good things of life and isn’t shy to show it.

He caught attention of fans and critics alike when he shared a photo of himself kissing an unidentified woman.

After enough research and rigmarole, we have been able to reveal the lady Davido was involved with this time around with her name said to be Faith Nketsi, a South African.

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Tragic Sailors: Skipper 'Dearly Missed'

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The search for the missing UK sailors ends after divers enter the upturned yacht and find the life raft still in storage.

Video: The Missing Sailors' Life Raft Was Still On Their Yacht

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Andrew Bridge's family has thanked searchers

The family of yachtsman Andrew Bridge say they are "deeply saddened" by the discovery of the upturned hull of the missing boat Cheeki Rafiki.

The search for the four British sailors ended at 3am UK time after a se

Pay-Back TimeRihanna Mocks Charlie Sheen By Cozing Up With Fans At Same Cafe She Ignored Him In!

Their word war on Twitter began when Charlie claimed RiRi snubbed him in a Restaurant

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play Cherlie Sheen and new girlfriend - same one RiRi allegedly refused to meet

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Rihanna is striking back at actor Charlie Sheen who blasted the singer for being a big snub who can't speak proper English language!
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Nigerian singer — Ecetera seems to have found a new joy in writing, his writings re always aimed at other celebs.

This time, he focuses on Maheeda and her indecency. He says people to leave her alone.

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